Spit Out Your Gum

Somebody recently asked me my dream job. I said to get paid for sleeping. I do it very well. Perhaps it's my greatest talent. But th...

Nothing really new, but these parkers seem to be proliferating, and I can't stand them. If there's any divine justice in the af...

Intrigued but not wholly believing, I like to read my horoscope at the end of the day, to see just how accurate the dang thing is. Tonig...

Some things are so stupid you shouldn't even waste breath commenting about them. But that's what blogging's for, I've di...

Yes, that is my mug above. And no, the comments about a resemblance to Phillip Seymour Hoffman haven't increased or decreased much s...

Pope Francis, a true papal mensch, turned heads today when he confessed his sins to what the media called "an ordinary priest"...

I've been on a Mormon mission? I forgot how to write? Working on Obamacare rollout? Running the Cleveland Browns? Forgot my pass...