It's Really Quite Easy

• apples are usually red or yellow; oranges are orange
• apple skin tastes good; orange skin not so
• apples always have seeds, I believe; oranges not always
• apples allegedly keep doctors away; oranges seem to have little effect on them
• apples taste good covered with caramel on a stick; oranges not so
• apple juice is good; orange juice, freshly squeezed, without concentrate, drunk straight from the carton, is tied with Guinness as the best drink ever, right behind cold water
• the guy who played the apple in the Fruit of the Loom commercials was not as good of an actor as the guy who played the orange
• there is no comparison between the apple's effect on culture and the orange's: apple kicks orange's ass
• they don't seem to make an orange pie, but then again, I've never seen apple sherbet
• an apple is always satisfying; eating an orange can be transcendent
• apples are whole; oranges are naturally segmented
• Johnny Appleseed; Lawson's Big O ("one man sleeps while the other man drives...")
• apples can be cooked up in a variety of ways; you either squeeze an orange or just eat it
• I've eaten more apples in my life, but made to choose, I'd rather live in a world without apples than one without oranges
• the word apple can be rhymed, rather cheaply; the word orange cannot