With The Donald's earth-shattering
announcement today of just how proud of himself he is, we expect film at eleven of several of these other monumental announcements sure to be following in The Donald's trailblazing wake:
- Print, a fabulous and time-saving way to communicate, is here!
- Bread: Now it comes sliced!
- Christianity, the movement spawned by the late Jesus Christ, is making inroads in previously pagan communities.
- Women beginning to sense men don't adequately communicate.
- Could the Earth be a bit rounded at the edges?
- New "wheel" makes a helluva lot of things easier.
- Get a load of this! Alcohol, consumed orally in moderate to large amounts, causes all sorts of funny and not so funny things to happen.
- Congress bickers.
- Fat ones sing the best, opera critic concludes.
- Fire, hot!
- "I ain't seen one fly yet," says local pig farmer, "but boy that bacon tastes gooood."
- Irish not the most taciturn race.
- Some fans slow to warm to Dylan's mellifluous singing voice.
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