Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Show Me The Damn Photo!


Call me naive, but unless Osama bin Laden starts popping up on videos claiming he's not dead yet and that they got the wrong guy, I believe. But in this day and age when everybody wants proof of everything, seemingly only so they can point out how in this day and age everything can be faked, I guess all we're going to hear about is doubt until photos are actually released and then more insidious doubt once they are.

Fine, but I want to see some historical photos myself. A sampling:
  • a photo of Rush Limbaugh looking humble
  • a photo of Harry Reid looking well-fed
  • a photo of Clarence Thomas talking from the bench
  • a photo of Donald Trump getting out of the shower (from the shoulders up only, please)
  • a photo of JFK and Marilyn sharing a cigarette
  • a photo of Nixon looking suave
  • a photo of Lee Harvey Oswald at the precise time the shots were fired
  • a photo of Sarah Palin reading a newspaper
  • a photo of Walt Whitman and Abe Lincoln exchanging waves on a street in D.C.
  • a photo of Huck Finn ripping up his letter to Miss Watson
  • a photo of Bob Dylan at Woody Guthrie's bedside
  • a photo of a two-legged Captain Ahab
  • a photo of Bruce Wayne tugging the mask over his face
  • a photo of J.D. Salinger taking a photo of himself in a mirror
  • a photo of Ernest Hemingway ducking a punch
  • a photo of Ali not looking cool

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