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• "My other car's a Hibachi."
• "Don't get too close, now. It'll burn the hair right off the side of your head."
• "Sure I hung a stocking on it last year. Santa gave me some fuzzy dice."
• "Sixty miles to the log. Beat that, GM."
• "Yeah, it's standard. But the bellows are extra."
• "There's nothing more distracting than getting wood while driving."
• "No, it's an Ashton Martin."
• "No backseat stoking out of you!"
• "This should keep that bastard from always calling, 'Shotgun!'"
• "No cellphones while driving, hunh? The law don't say nothin' about smoke signals."