Could Writing About It Be As Boring As Doing It?

Nice coat, shiny. Makes the wall look much nicer...Who was the better tipper, Sherwin or Williams?...Is Pink Floyd's The Wall the ultimate double album that should've been a single?...Did Picasso hire house painters?...No discernible drips. Pretty damn good job...What time is it?...Al Gore in Speedos...Ethel Merman as a phone sex operator...Like being an accountant without the hassle of decimal points...Six, or is that seven, missed spots?...Arid, sere, bone...As soon as one stops painting, the sign should read drying paint, not wet, no?...There once was a man named Santorum...Is the Dutch Boy Pennsylvania Dutch or the real thing?...quorum, bore e'm, ran toward 'em, can pour 'em...Interior aluminum siding?...    ...zen schmend...Could the trained eye really see grass grow?...At conventions of deaf people, is there someone who stands to the side voicing everything that's signed? Seems only fair...Mom, dad, I've decided to become a mime. a clown? Which one elicits the heavier sigh?...Dom DeLuise in a unitard...That's one small smudge for a man, one giant slouch back onto the couch...Prohibition. Dry county. Washing line smile...DryBoni, the miraculous invention that dries your painted wall while you watch--transfixed!...Biden, Cheney, Gore, Quayle, Bush (1), Mondale, Rockefeller, Ford, Agnew, Humphrey, Johnson, Nixon, ?, Truman, ?...Does Ecclesiastes explicitly specify a time for this?...Where are you without a slide rule, hunh, where are you?...   ...six bottles of beer on the wall...Would beer dry faster?...Paint thinner on belly fat?...Graig Nettles, Buddy Bell, Toby Harrah, Brook Jacoby, Jim Thome, Matt Williams, Travis Fryman, Casey Blake, Jhonny Peralta, Jack Hannahan, Lonnie Chisenhall, with room somewhere for Eddie Williams, Paul Dade, even Von Hayes?...Dry, bastard, dry!...Dick Cheney in a tutu...Ah, screw it. Time to do my taxes.