Every charter school with an exotic, seemingly sham-name within a two hundred mile radius, the Gompers ski club 35th year reunion, Mindy's tier 1 client massages, the semi-formal bonfire at Frank's, the Miserable This, Forbes rally at Public Square, the Hey David wine and cheese, any book club not scheduled to discuss a Nicholas Sparks book, the orgy in Room 1217 at the Randall Park Howard Johnson's, Alanis Morissette's comeback, the Welcome Back Russell Branyan spaghetti dinner underneath the Hope Memorial Bridge, Ruth's mea culpa, spring, LeBron James's pending free agency, all fair-haired and -skinned people's sunburns, George, the This Is Not Your Forebear's Druidic Club's Annual Dance Around the Snow-Making Machine Pot-Luck Rite at Boston Mills, any and all downtown development (wait a minute, that one's left over from the Blizzard of '02), the Browns' Super Bowl Victory Parade, Fitz's nightly walk, #385's RGIS, publication of J.D. Salinger's latest novel, Emily's shelving cart, the check in the mail, the Operate Your Own Cryonics Business Out of the Comfort of Your Own Home informational seminar at the Airport Ritz-Carlton, Otis Lloyd Floyd's resurrection (delayed two hours), the Tammy Faye Bakker Memorial Make-up-In at Southgate U.S.A., coffee with Pat, the expectorateyourchaw blog, the ptooeyyourfingernail blog, the spitoutyourgum blog, th-
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